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Voicemail

You have reached the voice mail of Naoto Shirogane. I'm unable to answer your call right now, but if you leave your name and return number, I'll get back to you as soon as I possibly can. Thank you.

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[Pi pi pi pi pi pi]

[It's a voicemail from Minato.]

Hey, Naoto! I got a great idea. You there?

[Here's her calling back]

Yes, I'm here now. What is this idea of yours?

So, tomorrow's April Fool's day. We should switch places at school for the day. Swap clothes and stuff. See if anyone notices.

... Is that really all?

Yes.

I wanted to do something at least. Just think of it as an experiment or something. How well can people recognize each other?

[Magic word was experiment]

... Well, I have been curious. [After the whole Medicine incident... though, her intelligence level was low] I suppose it would be interesting to see if people notice right away or require a double take.

[Yessssssss.]

Great. I'll bring over some of my clothes and my MP3 player. [The older one. No one's seen him with Naoto's new one yet.]

We'll make a Guide post in the morning; see if anyone notices just over video, and just kinda take each other's place for the day.

Very well. [Is that player to your liking by the way?]

Hm... I'll have to convince Arthur and Roul to stay with you until people catch on.

Oh, right. Hope they'll go along with it... Really help our credibility if they did.

I can't guarantee it, but we'll just have to see.

Well, I'll head over there. You talk to them and see if they will go with the joke.

...For science.

For an experiment.

[Sighs. Well, maybe if this works, she'll lighten up a little]

Yes. Experiment.

[Only partially. Most of it is for the sheer fun of the joke.]

[And yes, he does enjoy his new mp3 player. Because otherwise he wouldn't part from his old one for an entire day. Plus the secret communication function can come in handy here.]

Hey! I can't believe you just hung up on me like that. That's so rude.

[Except he's totally laughing. Sory, Naoto, this is still amusing apparently.]

Look, I'll buy you a drink later. You're old enough! The boy toy will have to drink juice, though.

Do you even know when you begin to antagonize people, senpai?

[Still annoyed]

I won't be drinking again anytime soon. If you want to make it up to us, you'll have to speak to Kanji-kun.

What are you talking about? I never stopped speaking to him in the first place.

[Yawn.]

But you're right about the drinking. That was definitely horrible.

I mean, if you want to make it up to us, you'll have to do something to make Kanji-kun forgive you. I'll decide whether or not after he's satisfied.

[Any of those jokes and you'll get a kick to the nads from her next time they meet.]

Yes, it was.

Forgive me for what? And what do you-what are you-

[Oh, hey. Genuine distress for the first time. This isn't so funny now.]

You can't be serious? That's a joke, right? You're just yanking my chain?

[Hopefully silence is enough of an answer]

Hello?

[Tap, tap, tap.]

Piece of crap...

NAOTO? Hello?

I can still hear you, senpai.

Oh, okay. I lost you for a minute.

No, I was still here. And I'm being serious.

What is this about? ...I told you I barely saw anything! I was just trying to help!

Besides, why do you need him to decide for you? It's not like you're married.

This is not about the vodka.

He's not deciding. If he forgives you, I might forgive you.

[...Click.]

[Probably for the best.]

[Someone still has that card with all the flower meanings on, thus there will be two dozen purple hydrangeas showing up at Naoto's door]

... Kanji-kun.

[He didn't have to do this.]

[On Naoto's mailbox in her apartment, there'll be a bag of (bought) cookies, with a couple of berries for her Pokémon. There's card with a note.]

Dear Naoto, I'm very sorry for calling you a boy. I feel kinda dumb, especially after you were so nice to me in the school, the auction and the festival. I had lots of fun that day, by the way. I hope we can hang out together more often! You, me, your boyfriend and Miss Rise. I know that cookies aren't enough to make up for such a mistake, but I really don't know how to apologize more than this! Sorry again, ~Bianca

It's fine. Everyone initially assumes I'm a boy because I don't dress like a girl in the traditional sense.

Who told you, by the way?

[It takes her a minute to respond, too busy flailing.]

But that's still rude! One mustn't assume things about people based on their clothes! D: Your boyfriend. He's a very nice guy! You're a lucky girl. ^_^

Humans tend to determine a person by their appearance. It was what I intended so there's no need to apologize.

That makes sense. [Uhm, how do you respond to that?]

Thank you.

...you intended to? :O Oh, no, thanks to you for not being angry. You're an awesome friend. <3

Occupational reasons.

You're welcome.

Oh, I understand. (I guess =P) ^_^<3

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