[She was turning bright pink. Okay, maybe she liked it. But the shopkeeper said to present it down on one knee to make it work, so... okay, he should just help her put it on, and-]
Pr-
[Proposal? Like a business proposal?]
Propo-
[His ears suddenly muted as his blood pressure spiked. Those years reading far too many shoujo manga in secret were suddenly bubbling up in his memory. Confessions, the sparkle of a gem, a young girl who tears up and declares 'yes!'
...He was gonna fuckin' kill the shopkeeper.
Kanji froze. Oh, no. Oh, shit. What does he do now? He can't just spout HAHAHA JUST JOKING and break this poor woman's heart! But this was too soon, too much, does- does he go through with it?
He felt dizzy. The forest was spinning, and he swayed where he knelt.]
no subject
Pr-
[Proposal? Like a business proposal?]
Propo-
[His ears suddenly muted as his blood pressure spiked. Those years reading far too many shoujo manga in secret were suddenly bubbling up in his memory. Confessions, the sparkle of a gem, a young girl who tears up and declares 'yes!'
...He was gonna fuckin' kill the shopkeeper.
Kanji froze. Oh, no. Oh, shit. What does he do now? He can't just spout HAHAHA JUST JOKING and break this poor woman's heart! But this was too soon, too much, does- does he go through with it?
He felt dizzy. The forest was spinning, and he swayed where he knelt.]
I-I can explain...!!